Church

I went to church this morning.  Here is what I did:

- got up early because I was awake, not because I had to

- played a game of FIFA while drinking coffee

- giggled my way through an episode of Beavis and Butthead

- researched breakfast options online with KT

- leisurely shoveled the sidewalk

- went for a walk around Kordiak while everything was still clean and beautiful and undisturbed by people and their people-ness

- watched the dog frolic, sniff (total cocaine nose), and act like a pup again and not the senior citizen she is becoming

- went to grocery store wearing my pajamas and my Jason Voorhees coveralls

- listen to KT opine that anyone driving over 20 mph today is a "jackhole"

- had a bloody mary with a PBR chaser

- fulfilled typical male/female stereotypes (I cleaned the kitchen while KT fixed the sink in the laundry room)

- sat down to watch the Vikings with the Sunday paper and the interwebs

Here is what I didn't do:

- shave

- get dressed up (or dressed at all for that matter)

- struggle vainly to hear and comprehend a sermon

- plot an escape route with the least potential of being welcomed as a guest

- feel shame when the offering plate is passed around because i didn't bring cash

Can I get an Amen?